Tuesday, July 3, 2007

Recipe for the Perfect Chocolate Fondue

Step 1
Have a superlovely cousin-in-law like Zerline who brings the goodies AND prepares everything!


Step 2
Find out that you have to SHARE your marshmallows


Step 3
Dig in like there's no tomorrow. Nevermind if you drip on everyone else's fingers.


Step 4
Prove that you can out-eat the oldies!


Step 5
Treat your spouse to a nice anti-oxidant facial. If said spouse is hesitant, hold him down and get Betty Ee to help you!


Step 6
Model the latest skincare range - cheaper than Creme de la Mer and tastier too!


Step 7
Kiss your lovely wife who made this all possible...awwww...


Step 8
Flaunt your lustrous crop of nose hair, Bugs Bunny teeth and one big eye


OR

Prove that you can join the Russian Ballet


Step 9
Tag team with your sister and take your father hostage to trim his eyebrows with a menacingly big pair of shears


Step 10
Surround yourself with people you LURVE

1 comment:

Maarten Hofman said...

I've never had any chocolate fondue in my life, but it is still good to have the recipe. It seems people are more important than chocolate.